Trader Joe's - Wayne, PA 19087

171 E Swedesford Rd,

Unexpected positive experience

with regular totally tubular

gnarly patron first name Maureen

hmm... if only this burbling blurb

blog could somehow

be communicated - pro bono, cuz green

legal tender (mine) scarce -

anyway earlier

today December sixteenth

two thousand and nineteen

ah, my dog how serendipitously

I did germanely, modestly,

quintessentially shepherd convenient

rhyme with reason (hubble spontaneity)

three, five, eight, plus

this line thirteen...

(you get the idea, si?)

with eyes shut tight e'en

absentmindedly maneuvering "fake"

steering wheel, while zee queen

(think four foot eleven

spouse wearing spongebob

pajama pants) profusely thanked

police seeing eye dog approaching

and barking unforeseen

drove sitting on his haunches

on driver seat cop cruiser

smack dab nabbit

on our figurative docked toured tail

emulating crash test dummy

nearly didst almost careen

into our two thousand

and nine Hyundai Sonata

gave spouse faux paw high five

while flock of seagulls,

eagles, black crows...,

attired with red and green

holiday outfits suddenly appeared clean

(white hove out blizzard)

out of thin air nearly collided

with our self driving

automobile I amazingly

gratefully dodged tween

twenty plus miles north east

 

back to Schwenksville,

Pennsylvania, where this mean,

(once lean twice shy)

poetry (aye sup prose) writing machine,

now exuberant poet hoping

to garner (no bull lariat) keen

punny hush meant toward anybody

including trumpeting mujahedeen

hoot aches objection, which

courtesy self typing keyboard really

cool and groovy power

(smart thinkpad) reads my mind

pressing corresponding key visible

on Lenovo external large screen.