Perched on figurative shoulder...

taking devil's advocate stance...,

with sharp eyed cognizance

of course Joe King abidance!

Wild eyed traitor Joe Schmoe,

albeit Democrat subjects himself to grow

wing skepticism at impeachment show

whip lashed, viz strapping jock who stow

weapons of mashed destruction

expects at least one rotten tomato,

or "mother's petrified pop slop,

electronic brickbats, et cetera

hard as(s) bupkis targeting yours truly

smack dab rendering aspiring po'

wit smashing me face

courtesy final deathblow,

while pilloried vainly

waiting for... Godot,

cuz I must say impeachment travesty

appears triumphantly trumped,

where Nancy Pelosi will eat crow

proving Hillary Clinton's catchphrase

basket of deplorables apropos

aforementioned speaker of the house

tin pot dictatorial desperado

scuttling hither and yon to and fro

oddly enough even staking out

manhunt for Wizard of Oz

enlisting (right on the Dot) doggone toto

tense seat of pants increasing

stiff competition on all faux pas,

whereby freezeframe tableaux

icy (I see) as temperatures

dip down into five below

analogous to stop motion

projector manned by bonobo

sports petsmart stuff and struts

(think shock absorbed) ditto

Ringling Bros and Barnum

& Bailey Circus, where ma's yoyo

tricks, tracks, and trumps...

three ringed circus, nonetheless

(toe) nail biting suspense

amazingly graceful slick cameo

starring emperor donning

invisible new clothes

couture well worn portfolio

prosecutorial cadres itching

to dredge schmutz (quad) drilling,

and extracting ore region null

evidence upending forefathers status quo

appearing impressive bandying

sine qua non quid pro quo bingo

emphatic pedantic Latin Oh

though above named

language dead - Anglo

Saxon heavily and

will (yum) doth barr row,

especially to appear self important

those of the Senate

does saul full bellow.