Socked and winded unconscious checking account...

(alternatively named last poetic endeavor for 2019

issuing out cerebral petrified complex edifice fount

wobbling as hood winking ornament mount).

Speedily rushed to intensive care unit

courtesy Brinks armored truck

Citizens Bank emergency crew

monied staff got no luck

after electronic wires connected

vital signs needle painfully stuck

showed absolute zero change

according to Huck

Finn - whose hushed tones

only audible and

understandable to famed,

feted, and fistbumped woodchuck

Punxsutawney Phil, his

off season gig include sporting

as security detail retired formerly

legendary ice hockey player

pearly whites doubled as stick

indestructible teeth hard

as steel no matter

smacked hard with puck.

Aforementioned metaphorical

add verse city

totally (tubular) ludicrous ditty

predicated upon itty bitty

financial resources faintly analogous to

meek and bumbling man

named Walter Mitty

me haint one to wallow and seek pity

only trying to buck up spirits

(think) lamely trying tubby witty.

Dirt poor penniless Joe Schmoe

more times than not finds

himself steeped within financial woe

linkedin to 2009 Hyundai Sonata toe

tilly, regularly, predictably... status quo,

one major malfunction after another no

way could adequate funds

be scraped together for I know

newer pre owned vehicle

would be dogsend,

versus panhandling hobo,

who scratches out lame poetry ergo

not long past me prime,

still able, eager, ready and

willing to secure a bow,

and make an arrow escape,

perhaps within eco

friendly intentional community,

where resources shared

among pseudo family

rather than scrimp and scrape

alone along boulevard

of broken dreams

loathing begging for alms

as arms loosely drape

analogous to overripe grape

cluster hanging toward the ground.