Desperation fuels Go Fund Me campaign

Desecration, desertion, designation,

yours truly doth poetically dislodge

destabilization, destination, description

I auto deftly, but did not dodge

regarding destitution, hodgepodge

comprising 2009 Hyundai Sonata

wheely tired to noodge, yet cannot

drive out accursed tread

full fate, nor outdodge.

 

Critical breakdowns spanned decks

cumulative deleterious effects,

thus versatile reasonable rhyme I flex

cuz, methinks paragon of evil spirit did hex

issued hardened, gnarled, index

finger pantomiming strangling necks

accountable incorporating potential

yet steered clear dire wrecks.

 

Approximately August 2018

to present i.e. January 2, 2020):

one malfunction after

another did not abate

voluntarily listed quasi alphabetically

in order demonstrate

pennilessness incurred courtesy

every red cent, I did hate

to squeeze out checking account, irate

mood a one worded understatement,

nonetheless I venerate

to express absolute zero

tolerance to communicate

quick succession prohibitive

mechanical malfunctions,

I painfully delineate.

R&R PARKING BRAKE SHOES

PARK BRAKE SHOES

PARK BRAKE HARDWARE KIT BATTERY

PRE CER BRAKE PAD

BRAKE ROTOR

BRAKE CALIPER

BRAKE HOSE GENERATOR

SHOCK ABSORBER (driver side front),

TIRES (and sensor).

 

Hence prayerful notion woke

ah, think blinding and

ear splitting thunderstroke,

perhaps tardily to one slow poke

after eyes bugged out of head espying

invoice(s), I lamely mumbled okey doke,

what more could be said,

dang, me experienced ministroke,

thus doggone divine intervention

futility aye feebly did invoke,

the aforementioned summarized

list bloke not surprisingly

depressing state affects

garden variety bloke,

understandable a worse than

(think) one who gasps and doth choke