Soporific narcoleptic pull wielded courtesy innocent looking bed

Hypnagogic spell immediately cast

overpowering drug induced state fast

overcome even those who just woke

prolonged narcotic effect could last

bajillion years (hyperbole to wake

any lil lulled reader) superfast.

Before he/she succumbs without blame

impossible mission monseigneur or dame

to break loose against buttressed bed frame

magnetic pull overpowers

superman/woman and/or lame

nope, I can't rattle off any specific name

only no man, woman, nor child can tame

overpowering urge greater than whatshername?

Ja Sleeping Beauty, or similar

facsimile thereof within eye blink

shutters lids with soundless clink

quite elementary ma rinky dink

poem, but would ya expect me,

an arrogant, defiant, haughty,

career punster who doth hoodwink

matt er of fact Scott

tush trumpeting ratfink,

meanwhile, I will not let thee think,

lest ye become mettle some as hot zinc.

And what thwart my feeble

attempt to bewitch and beguile

quite aware ye probably reedsy

to spew glippy glop gloopy bile

spurring lifesaving recourse

insane asylum, cuz bedlam

forces thee to dial,

and splutter exhibiting harried style

swiftly tailored demeanor

hooping I get just desserts,

and be condemned at trial

within interim and meanwhile...

Yours truly will exalt inside

unit b44 downing

one after another

B52 eventually died

(jettisoning these lovely bones)

at least say to himself,

while gratefully dead, he tried

to curry lunacy, (albeit harmless)

across the the web, world wide

reading experience this

letterman being your lucky charm guide

into outer limits of twilight zone

ha... ha... ha... no place for ye

to run and hide,

which bolsters me prejudice and pride

without sense and/or sensibility

(think Jane Austen),

whose ghost would chide,

one twenty first century wordsmith,

who seeks a bartered bride

hmm, maybe someone allied

i.e. linkedin with AllPoetry,Cosmofunnel

FaceBook, MyPoeticSide,

PoetrySoup, Prose, All Poetry,

Hello Poetry, Tumblr...

I even roll out welcome Matt

for thyself tug get shanghaied.