THE VIDEO SHOWS TEN THINGS THE BRITS ARE BLOODY GOOD AT !
WHY GO ABROAD WHERE EVERYTHING IS WORSE ? BRITISH IS BEST !
BREXIT has been DONE ~ The Battle has been WON
No longer are WE EUROPEANS !
Make FRANCE a NO~GO ZONE ~ Close the Channel Tunnel
Take all those FOREIGN NUMBERS ~ off your MOBILE PHONE
And run back Home to DOVER ~ as fast as SALLY GUNNELL !
No more BRUSSEL SPROUT ~ Vin Rouge or Sauerkraut
No longer are WE EUROPEANS
BORIS & His Boys have killed off ~ all PARISIAN JOYS
Sell up your COSTA BRAVA Heaven ~ Be a BREXIT LAD
And buy a UK PAD ~ in Sunny Cornwall or in Windy Devon !
We did it in the WAR & we*ve done it oft before
When we were no longer EUROPEANS
Du vill drink ESSEX WINE ~ Du muss sink AULD LANG SYNE
Be nice to SCOTS & WELSH & Northern IRISH
No more flirting with ITALIANS or clog dancing with the FLEMISH
Install TRUMP inside the BUCK HOUSE ~ HARRY / MEGHAN in TRUMP TOWER
We ain*t EURO~PE~ANS any mower
As the FIFTY FIRST State ~ We*ll convert to DOLLARS ~ MATE
Build an OCEAN TUNNEL from LIV~ER~POOL to NEW YORK
No more Danish Bacon French Cheese will be forsaken ~ replaced by IOWA PORK
When you voted to leave ~ AND wore BREXIT on your sleeve
Did you stop to think ? WE*LL BE NO LONGER EUROPEANS !
No more European Cup ~ No RIOJA RED to SUP
Mucho Dinero to PAY ~ for NHS ~ USA
Has BUMBLING BORIS ~ now sold us a Transatlantic PUP ?
So tighten up your BELTS ~ YE Saxons - Scots & Celts
We are no longer EUROPEANS !
So paint yersel wi WOAD ~ get yer Horse & Caravan on*t ROAD
But never ever leave the UK ~ learn to speak Welsh & Scots
And feed on Bara Breeth & Haggis with Shallots
Eat Irish Stew ~ not French Ragout and no Frogs Legs in fancy POTS !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ LOVE Angela & Brian 🧡💙🧡
As expected UNCLE BORIS got a large MAJORITY in the HOUSE
for the CONSERVATIVES BREXIT PLAN ~ which is not much different
from AUNTY THERESAS ! S this really is the *END OF THE BEGINNING* !
Do we really need EUROPE or the other 99% of the World to survive ? NO !
Check the video *TEN THINGS THE BRITS ARE BLOODY GOOD AT* !
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ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym) (
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Did you forget that we brits were Europeans long before the EEC or common market ever existed. Many of the things you mention were available in our shops back then, As for french wines, well theyve been ripping us off for far too long and now we can buy good quality aussie, south african and usa wines at a good price.
All in all it will be good to be independant again which, by the way, does not mean becoming the fifty first state or anything like it.
Very entertaining teasing write.
OOPS DA ! Weve posted a COMMENT instead of a REPLY ~ Please check POEM ~ OK ~ A & B !
THANKS DA ~ for your very objective comments ! As you recognise it is a bit TONGUE in CHEEK. Continentwise we always were & always will be EUROPEANS although our Comwealth does give us a toehold in other Continents and an opportunity to emigrate to Canada OZ NZ S.Africa etc ! TRUMP is a Businessman not a Poilitician so any Trade Arrangements etc will come at a Price ! The USA is strong on Pharmacuiticals (Eli Lilly etc) and the UK NHS is a very big spender. Boris needs to be very careful (despite his humungous majority) into whose ring he throws his HAT ! This week is just the BIRTH of BREXIT is full implementation will take until 2050 ! Poetwry however is independent of TIME so it ses the Beginning as the End in getting BREXIT DONE !
Thanks ~ Peace & Joy to YOU & YOURS
Love Angela & Brian 🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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