ANGELA & BRIAN

BREXIT HAS BEEN DONE ๐Ÿงก ANGELA & BRIAN ๐Ÿ’™ A DENOUMENT !



 

THE VIDEO SHOWS TEN THINGS THE BRITS ARE BLOODY GOOD AT !

WHY GO ABROAD WHERE EVERYTHING IS WORSE ? BRITISH IS BEST !

 

BREXIT has been DONE ~ The Battle has been WON

No longer are WE EUROPEANS !

Make FRANCE a NO~GO ZONE ~ Close the Channel Tunnel

Take all those FOREIGN NUMBERS ~ off your MOBILE PHONE

And run back Home to DOVER ~ as fast as SALLY GUNNELL !

 

No more BRUSSEL SPROUT ~ Vin Rouge or Sauerkraut

No longer are WE EUROPEANS

BORIS & His Boys have killed off ~ all PARISIAN JOYS

Sell up your COSTA BRAVA Heaven ~ Be a BREXIT LAD

And buy a UK PAD ~ in Sunny Cornwall or in Windy Devon !

 

We did it in the WAR & we*ve done it oft before

When we were no longer EUROPEANS

Du vill drink ESSEX WINE  ~ Du muss sink AULD LANG SYNE

Be nice to SCOTS & WELSH & Northern IRISH

No more flirting with ITALIANS or clog dancing with the FLEMISH

 

Install TRUMP inside the BUCK HOUSE ~ HARRY / MEGHAN in TRUMP TOWER

We ain*t  EURO~PE~ANS any mower

As the FIFTY FIRST State ~ We*ll convert to DOLLARS ~ MATE

Build an OCEAN TUNNEL from LIV~ER~POOL to NEW YORK

No more Danish Bacon French Cheese will be forsaken ~ replaced by IOWA PORK 

 

When you voted to leave ~ AND wore BREXIT on your sleeve 

Did you stop to think ?  WE*LL BE NO LONGER EUROPEANS !

No more European Cup ~ No RIOJA RED to SUP

Mucho Dinero to PAY ~ for NHS ~ USA

Has BUMBLING BORIS ~ now sold us a Transatlantic PUP ?

  

So tighten up your BELTS ~ YE Saxons - Scots & Celts

We are no longer EUROPEANS !

So paint yersel wi WOAD ~ get yer Horse & Caravan on*t ROAD

But never ever leave the UK ~ learn to speak Welsh & Scots

And feed on Bara Breeth & Haggis with Shallots

Eat Irish Stew ~ not French Ragout and no Frogs Legs in fancy POTS !  

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ LOVE  Angela & Brian ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก

 

As expected UNCLE BORIS got a large MAJORITY in the HOUSE 

for the CONSERVATIVES BREXIT PLAN ~ which is not much different

from AUNTY THERESAS ! S this really is the *END OF THE BEGINNING* !

Do we really need EUROPE or the other 99% of the World to survive ? NO !

Check the video *TEN THINGS THE BRITS ARE BLOODY GOOD AT* !   

    

 

 

 

  • Author: ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 10th, 2020 04:18
  • Category: Reflection
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  • dusk arising

    Did you forget that we brits were Europeans long before the EEC or common market ever existed. Many of the things you mention were available in our shops back then, As for french wines, well theyve been ripping us off for far too long and now we can buy good quality aussie, south african and usa wines at a good price.
    All in all it will be good to be independant again which, by the way, does not mean becoming the fifty first state or anything like it.

    Very entertaining teasing write.

    • ANGELA & BRIAN

      OOPS DA ! Weve posted a COMMENT instead of a REPLY ~ Please check POEM ~ OK ~ A & B !

    • ANGELA & BRIAN

      THANKS DA ~ for your very objective comments ! As you recognise it is a bit TONGUE in CHEEK. Continentwise we always were & always will be EUROPEANS although our Comwealth does give us a toehold in other Continents and an opportunity to emigrate to Canada OZ NZ S.Africa etc ! TRUMP is a Businessman not a Poilitician so any Trade Arrangements etc will come at a Price ! The USA is strong on Pharmacuiticals (Eli Lilly etc) and the UK NHS is a very big spender. Boris needs to be very careful (despite his humungous majority) into whose ring he throws his HAT ! This week is just the BIRTH of BREXIT is full implementation will take until 2050 ! Poetwry however is independent of TIME so it ses the Beginning as the End in getting BREXIT DONE !

      Thanks ~ Peace & Joy to YOU & YOURS
      Love Angela & Brian ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก



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