Recalcitrant rhymester demonstrates reasonable raillery

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit

renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,

no matter foisting poetic riffraff (mine)

necessitates applying figurative tourniquet

to staunch potential

life threatening hemorrhage

oozing out fifty shades of

your gray cerebral moon unit,

thus best be extremely cautious

heed warning to preserve

self interest and quit

while ahead, i.e. stop reading

now lest noggin contents

rendered into pureed blivit

causing irrevocable damage,

now just for fun grab

amusement park ride ticket,

and picture yourself

in a boat on a river

squarely bobbing along...

within skeletal ricket

tee skiff analogous to

time warped white picket

fence forever lost and seasick

out of desperation imploring malefic

powers that be while moored thick

within (think) Scylla and Charybdis

not caring a lick

despite super tramping cheap trick

worse fate than death,

where metaphorical flick

finds one human flotsam and jetsam (ye)

violently sucked into realm wick

head witch, which

in toto along metaphorical yellow brick

road nsync cues soundcloud

faintly reminiscent of Herman's hermit

mid nineteen sixties approximate
time Beatles made mop top headlines

both bands selling

one after another smash hit,

where half crazed lasses frenziedly

screamed and threw maniacal fit

activating advent of groupies

they made nun sense sickle habit

to shadow many rock and roll band

initially majority identifying as Brit

nowadays global musical hodgepodge

synthesized linkedin with fitbit.