February 4th, 1999 - two hundred

and fifty two months ago

Shana Aubrey Harris officially completed,

now ranks among status quo

lawfully, legally, legitimately in toto

twenty one orbitz around the sun - whoa!

Chronological benchmark ye did attain

plus major purchase of second automobile

(2002 Subaru Impreza) skill ye did gain

curious if family/friends helped ye maintain

being calm, cool, and collected -

quite a taxing acquisition, one need be sane.

Said significant decision

perhaps makes heart skip a beat,

but analogously, and literally

puts ye in driver seat

tending to maintenance

of vehicle sweet

figurative taste of liberation,

while familiarizing feet

to become acclimated

accelerating at velocity

with precious fleet,

obeying Sir Isaac Newton's

first law of motion.

More important gently

and timely to apply brake

lest police siren wails

finding ye to quake

thus requiring thee

to summon nerves of steel,

cuz friendly police thirst

he/she doth slake

issuing moving violation

scenario haint no nightmare

unless fatal accident occurs,

whereby family and friends attend wake

mourning beloved daughter

forever ruing grievous

loss for Pete's sake.

Even after time tested practice

acquiring consummate skill

experiencing diverse situations

manning steering wheel will

unexpectedly introduce during

different seasons frightful scenarios

analogous to getting

spooked by ghostly chill

ye must Carrie on as

the shining defensive driver

setting sterling pride to self

giving ego uber lyft till

ye get over the hill

much quicker than Jack and Jill.