A Brick Tied to a Goose

What a great idea!

There's one, separate it from its flock

Grab it quick

Get the brick

It'll get away 

Get the brick!

It's a perfect day for it

Not a cloud in the sky

Feel the heat

And smell that breeze

It won't even notice it's tied to a brick

 

What do you mean why?

Who even needs a reason?

The goose is smiling, it doesn't mind

Besides it can fly

And it has a flock

It'll go somewhere nice

It has a flock

That's a damn happy goose

 

Throw it up in the sky

Quickly, don't dawdle

We'll make it fly

Listen to it squawk

We'll make it fly

 

Oh

It fell

From way too high up

 

It's fucking dead now ...