Ah at last camaraderie restored within the Oval Office!

Whew... now with president er... Chief

tenderloin hoof and mouth

knick knack paddywhack shah row'n nah

diseased Trumpen proletariat -

ever so..., (think huck Cain Abel) -

phloem with his tree men diss

anti semitic, biased,

cutthroat dagger type bull leaf

eager, ready and willing

to give Democrats endless good grief,

(a substantial Casanova chock full

of McDonald's fast food beef),

that wily rotten thief

(machiavellian hedonistic commander

with playboy special penchant

to lend wind blow dried hair courtesy queef),

his princely (Jared jarhead) reign no end,

(I reckon at least bajillion years) in sight,

 

yours truly breathes deep sigh of relief

the meritocratically jaded, general electorate,

who try bringing good things to life - reef

fur to moost recent impeachment acquittal

asthma tongue in cheek persiflage leitmotif.

 

All Joe king ass hide, I really dread

locked worst case forty sixth oaf with

absolute zero governmental effective cred,

which scariest horror story scenario...

unfathomable, incomprehensible, amenable

to coon sitter seriously joining grateful dead

 

volunteering bon voyage euthanasia led

by tried and true straight

and narrow grim reaper

me more than willing

to enlist underground

grassroots movement instead

populated courtesy dark shadows

lovely numbskulls and crossbones

think Zombies patrolling

devoid of talking head,

nonetheless not frightening compared

to heir apparent of Fred,

whose real estate Mogul son

on warpath to shred

life, liberty and pursuit of happiness

no matter Homo sapiens

turning planet Earth,

wind and fire more'n politically blood red!