Etymological fervor kindles logorrhoea

Hence no surprise... yes

recherché rhetorical flourish(es) impress,

yet mine deliberate vocabulist predilection,

I haint gonna stress

aforementioned quirk

also includes zero apr

(annual percentage rate),

may be subject with excess

sieve jejune ennui pullulating Kudzu like

indecipherable haphazard gobbledygook mess

abhorrent brashness claptrap discouraging

further harrowing progress

into thicket of verbiage, perhaps...

unwittingly encountering Loch Ness

cheesy Munster gussied up as...

transgender logophile, alias Hermann Hesse,

which obvious immediate

long winded atavistic feature will

allow, enable, and provide

 

dead giveaway clue to guess,

whether yours truly be

mouse or man (chess

champion) meandering along

stream of consciousness,

whereby succumbing to wordiness helpless

(fear not coronavirus,

nor other mortal affliction)

even if exuding fifty shades of gray pus,

the only bonafide surefire

holistic, iambic, therapeutic... recourse

I reluctantly, lamely, and feebly confess

to ameliorate slogging thru

metaphorical marsh cress,

(a veritable poetic nightmare)

volunteer self as unsuspecting to acquiesce

(lest no lifetime allowance

courtesy United States mint printing press),

whereat Impractical Jokers profess

 

gut wrenching, humiliating, insulting...

pranks, albeit dudes harmless

(think) only psychological state at risk else

suffer interminable, objectionable, unutterable...

mother (ƒµ©****) eternal duress

unbeknownst to thee multisyllabic

 

stranger vowel things in consonant

essentially Mattspeak trumpeting

as sesquipedalianism (the lesser of twee vols)

temporarily rendering, manifesting

sudden impulse to emulate... me,

and damaging basic cognitive process.