Field daze for bookworms

rew4er2nail

Cabin Fever door closes five dollars,

a-Bag Used Book Sale

Sunday, February 23, 2020

hence less than twenty four hours

before avid readers bewail

foregoing scampering across Hillandale

vital poetic proclamation


yours truly doth broadcast,

albeit apologize short notice,

while courtesy warden

at Highland Manor Jail

gave scant time regarding

voluntary convict generic male

i.e. hastily dash off important message

pinch hitting talking head (me)

hammering metaphorical nail

if able, eager, ready and willing to hightail

body electric charged without fail

Lower Providence Community Library

50 Parklane Dr, Eagleville, PA 19403

buzzfeeding, grubhubbing, ripsnorting...

adieu, I in track ably rant and rail

take rucksack in hand

aforementioned (mere pennies on the dollar)

golden opportunity doth avail

to appease hunger for knowledge

pinteresting plethora reading material,

cuz ordinarily soft and hardbound books

cost fifty cents and one dollar

respectively without fail.

 

Analogous with General

George Armstrong Custer,

whose dirty deed done dirt cheap -

a vindictive haughty Civil War buster

subsequently sabotaging his military luster

received deserved comeuppance -

 

(strictly mine opinion, which

don't find me to cringe nor fluster),

yea for Indigenous Americans courage to muster

said brainstorm idea burst thru mine

fifty shades gray matter like... gangbuster.

 

Any Noah Ark kin sawed

Pacific intent to sermonize

merely interject personal opinion gussied up

with reasonable rhyming guise

creative freedom of speech, I tactfully exercise

when airing similar perspective (such as...)

 

if election results constitutes Democratic

securing commander in chief prize

Tuesday November 3rd, 2020 where cries

of hallelujah and huzzahs

(maybe bajillion hosannas

thrown in for good measure),

no extra mayo to relish nor fries

brief political predilection

(fingers n toes crossed hopeful prediction),

which trump petting one

ordinary Joe Schmoe buys

him cautious optimism, as myopia doth apprise

how democracy going to hell in handbasket

linkedin lockstep as global governments


webbed publics militarize

against youthquake (me = aging, livingsocial

media professing, wheezing... no lies

long haired pencil necked geek baby boomer)

proclaims Matthew Scott Harris approves

bad mitten (din) age and persiflage

the aforementioned broadcast before he dies.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 22nd, 2020 23:35
  • Category: Humor
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