Pitching electioneering, albeit Democratic ticket...

rew4er2nail

as 2020 presidential election nearing

pleading joshing, and endearing...

 

The choice for commander in chief dum...

dum... dum... dum..

will winnow down, thus

political prognosticator pundits

no longer remain mum

between Donald John Trump,

whose second term win,

would find yours truly numb

 

versus Joseph Robinette Biden Junior

could infuse flickering

uneasiness among electorate

(quite a few skool

of hard knocks alum

including yours truly),

who attests surfing cyber seas

as seasoned beach bum

up until this moment

feeling rather glum

regarding fate of American democracy

fizzling, muckraking, and sputtering

linkedin with kickstarting,

snapchatting, and twittering

along ever so ho hum

awaiting fateful deliverance

 

as dueling banjos strum

meanwhile irritable bowel syndrome

nsync with nausea

bubbling, gurgling, quickening

within collective tum

no doubt alleviated chugging,

guzzling, and quaffing

countless bottles Bacardi rum.

 

Nothing less at stake than (an ill eagle

feebly clutching cherished symbols - regal

representing land of the free and

home of the brave

analogous to once buoyant seagull

encompassing United States)

metaphorical snooping Beagle

only finding peanuts after landing

discovery (of America) triggering extralegal

imbroglios, which courtesy...

 

Thank manifest destiny

wrought accursed land grab,

where survival of fittest (think militarily)

nonchalantly, insouciantly actually

quite aggressively did nab

great juicy fruited plain continental slab

 

...to the mountains to the prairies

to the oceans white with foam...

where indigenous people

once stood tall and proud

applying contrived accoutrements,

which implements rendered mortally to stab

invaders, hence convenient plug to jibjab,

(while sack religious lame chap

donning unisexual hijab)

whale within poetic license

to orca straight heady

i.e. think lame muck cab

bra (even garnering groan from

 

ghost of captain Ahab)

denouncing cheesy pun,

whereby I (Stuart Little) best remain

as caged mouse

subjected to experimentation

within bore writ Tory lab.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 5th, 2020 14:18
  • Category: Sociopolitical
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  • ANGELA & BRIAN

    BRIAN HERE ~ Good eveing Stuart ! What happened in Pennsylvania in 2016 to allow Trump to win their 20 Electoral Votes by 0.72% 44,292 votes out of nearly 6 million ? Did Hillary take it for granted She would win after BILL had won it twice in 1992 & 1996 ? It was expected to Vote Democrat in 2016. Do you think TRUMP can win it again in November ? God forbid ! He hasn*t been a good President but the Democrats seem disunited with to two Seniors (77 & 78) as front runners. You want somebody Young & Male like JFK or OBAMA to have a chance of trumping TRUMP ! Unfortunately AMERICA sometimes gets the PRESIDENT it deserves ! BILL had his shortcomings but he got the ECONOMY RIGHT (Its also smiling on Businessman Trump). I like BILL and met him in Little Rock in 2004 ~ Maybe Hillary should have run then instead of JOHN KERRY. Hillary won the Popular vote in 2016 but lost some States (Like Pennsylvania) narrowly. In the end its Electrol College Votes that count. I am UK Labour (Socialist) so I would have voted for Hillary ! Boris Johnson (SON OF TRUMP) won a big majority (over 80 seats) in the 2019 UK Election because Jeremy Corbyn was too Left Wing and also People didnt think he would make a good PM. Labour (Socialist) are now selecting a New Leader ! The next General Election in the UK will be in 2024. I want the DEMOCRATS to win in November but personally I think BIDEN (77) & SANDERS (78) are too old and yesterdays MEN. I feel Hillary had more CHUTZPAH than either of them ~ but (alas) too much baggage. I am a student of 20th Century American History and was born in LIVERPOOL the 51st State !

    Every Blessing for November
    We are praying TRUMP will be defeated ~ AMEN !
    Yours BRIAN & ANGELA ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ



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