Just in case you wondered...

Yours truly, (i.e. I) quickly

became hypnagogic afore

subsequently segueing soundly

into autohypnosis booklore,

while binge reading courtesy

regarding aptitude chore

treasure trove books galore

five dollars as many

paginated fictitious stories ('bout deplore

hubble basket cases) fit into authorized bag

infernal challenge sifting evermore

alum skid more or less

bending and reaching skyhigh

toe tilly (ejaculating

what the heel) footsore

compromising writing, rather heretofore

indulging insatiable knowledge

(surpassing narcotic fix),

the world wide web hide ignore

engrossed various and sundry

enchanting, kickstarting, and revelling - bonjour

dear reader buzzfeeding...

Till chief hankering

(regarding appeasing passionate

word loving aficionado,

albeit temporarily ceased

(think intellectual fancy feast)

getting imagination (mine) linkedin

outspeeding lightning greased

experiencing cerebral capacity increased

virtual make believe

terra incognita leased.

insatiable jabberwocky yen

countless hours elapsed when

inconvenient wont head sleep

wracked courtesy (bowling) ten

pins nabbed mettlesome ambulation

often found me - hen (pecked) hex pen

sieve dishabille scattered brained brute

somnambulant analogous awake burning ken

kindled smoldering cognitive tinder even...

Chilly cooling off, where

temporal lobed hiatus taken

beefing portfolio in effort to scare

back poetic proclivity despite near

severe withdrawal symptoms

reacquainting novelty here

with effort to jog capacity

to craft poem quite aware...

Unsuspecting readers breathed

sigh of relief interim joker I went absent

posting trademark gobbledygook,

now unnamed fool rushes in,

where angels fear to tread - nay cent

return of native son unequivocally, pinterestingly
digitally... afore written dive versification

brandishing said as unsung literary event

psalm time sacrilegious Jew bull gent

bringing entertainment intent

to thee anonymous

analogously, humorously, and parenthetically

lamely affecting (i.e. poorly emulating)

Shakespearean belles lettres,

perhaps coronavirus pathogen

t'will cut me down, whereby

microbial size Clark Kent,

whoops twas Lois Lane I meant

to empower one meek and obedient

primate even during

but, and, or conjunctive

rutting season quiescent.