Hyundai Sonata malfunctioning brake caliper blues

(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble

vehicular repairs (prohibitive)

finds me bleary eyed stupefied

and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble

collapsed amidst virtual rubble).

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst

after words which, I gotta quench mine thirst

whereby think Botox lips zipped and pursed

hence impossible linkedin mission Mary Jane

and Buster Brown kisser darn it result socked

hermetically resigned, resealed and cursed.

Atheistic credo fuels (fossil)

jeremiad ordaining undevout

finds me cybersurfing phishing

for poetic effort to tout

March seventeenth tooth house sand twenty two

presents reasonable rhyming lit writ scout

herewith risk averse longfellow

on his figurative er... route

along information superhighway.

Netizen (generic and garden variety) Cain

not, nor able to don virtualtourist Lausanne

guise, nor Kiev hen twitter among Ukraine

literati earlier today (aforementioned date)

afflicting me courtesy GMO webbed strain

iambic phantom metered node hissing drain

analogous to evaporating Lake Pontchartrain.

Cuz unwitting byte size complicit accessory ghost

haunts micro electronic components machine most

culpable, feasible, n invisible Internet Protocol host

laryngeal mucous phlegm wreaks (think) burnt toast

esophageal acid reflux analogous metaphor, I post

downplaying feeling any reason to rhyme or boast

spun words masterly sharecropped along east coast.

Now, I gotta cure dem rascally misbehavin

data packets between computer blues,

cuz internet fixation yaw truly craven

lobbying scattershot spewing colorful hell raisin

lingo (awk curse) strung expletive epithets

extraordinary Luddite across cyberspace will lose.

Hence dial up local kindergartner to troubleshoot

while he/she whistles Mozart's The Magic Flute

or visit nearest zoo to hire nasty, and shortish brute

critical electronic hardware, cuz aye got absolute

zero ability and even less legal tender slangy loot

thus Internet loper feel handicapped as deaf mute

unable to hear auld Donald trumpeting slo vac toot.

Boot just mebbe yen know someone

relative within close proximity

hook ken rank as wheel guardian angel bringing glee

answering urgent need helping desperado

(plus the missus) to purchase reliable mode to drive free

and clear to contend livingsocial and prithee

restore my wavering faith in humanity

thus, aye pray to thee on wounded knee.