Gary Edward Geraci

Shelter At Home

 

the scarcity of me paper,

got me writing this little caper,

I must now skimp and save,

with ev’ry sheet behave,

or find a new way to scraper!

 

Gary Edward Geraci

Comments2

  • orchidee

    Oh lol - if seeing humorous side of this.
    Use [insert name of trashiest newspaper in your country] instead. In UK, it could be 'The Sun' newspaper.
    And it's a diet of bamboo leaves for you now then?!

    • Gary Edward Geraci

      Sometimes I just can't help myself Orchidee - the bathos poetry just flows out without a filter (all those years studying and permitting for waste water engineering projects). Yes, no excuse - I should be a better example I suppose. I think that those estranged from Christ can take comfort in knowing that those of us trying to live more devoutly than we used to live - well we're not much different from them, are we? - still just a band of sinners we are - doing our best - one day at a time - to get to heaven.

      • orchidee

        Thanks Gary. Does the No.7 bus go to heaven? We might get there more quicker by bus! A guy tricked me. I said 'C'mon you know it's the No.11 bus to heaven - you're just not telling me'. I'm waffling on now. lol

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      • Gary Edward Geraci

        The banana leaves, by the way, would have been the natural alternative to the toilet paper, or ‘The Sun’ for that matter, the toilet paper alternative that you just suggested. 🤣🤣😞



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