Argh...fresh out of reading material!

Hence... what better opportunity, I aver with zeal

presented to one local everyman token schlemiel

keystone state (Pennsylvania) three score lifelong

trumpeting resident in United States commonweal

experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms I feel

plenti linkedin with voracious insatiable appetite

to buzzfeed chronically hungry fancy feast appeal

courtesy poetic generic electronic communiqué 4

hard/soft bound nuggets, essentially noggin fodder

printed paginated good n plenti thought provoking

firing imagination (mine) moost any genre squeal

with excitement well written satisfaction guarantee

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lack legal tender, but amenable safe passage steal

under cover of darkness, stay 4 delicious hot meal

pop slop special of every day curative against past,

present and future pandemics inducing batty bestial

behavior, yet please truck over (and/or rig delivery)

regarding lifetime woolworth (dime a dozen pennies

on dollar) riveting, spellbinding, tantalizing timeless

tomes some dubbed cult classic literature, everlasting

an ideal getaway quarantined within dystopian surreal

"new normal" alienation courtesy social distancing ye

become linkedin among disembodied soul train flitting

hither and yon, to & fro across cyber spatial dimension

storied pages offer healthy escape to getaway funereal

smothering unnatural cloistered atmosphere confined

temporarily alleviate forced imposition to toe line heel

spontaneity crushed every impulse to commingle spiel

broadcast how contagious coronavirus contracted air

tight sequestration impossible mission, where isolation

induces cabin fever delirious skeptics hatch conspiracy

theorists to convince population mounting thumbwheel

(albeit invisible) prima facie Covid-19 originated in bats,

scientists concur possibly spread to pangolins* & human

nonetheless devout believers pray to divine power kneal

expiating, purging, repenting sins past, present and future

beseechingly, devotedly, fondly craning neck to empyreal

infinite cosmos all powerful rhetorically asking -

What's the big effing deal?! Rejecting panglossian retort.

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define+pangolins&oq=define+pangolins&gs_lcp=

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*Pangolins, or scaly anteaters, mammals of Pholidota order.

The one extant family, Manidae, includes three genera: Manis,

Phataginus and Smutsia. Manis comprises four species found

in Asia, while Phataginus and Smutsia each include two

species living in Sub-Saharan Africa.Wikipedia.