Lockdown (courtesy coronavirus COVID-19)...

Minimally impacts mine secluded lifestyle,

cuz yours truly came into this madcap world

approximately 534714.57958 times after

gnomon cast shadow across flat plate of sundial

ever since being a little boy, I throve while

existence kept me in solitude, thus isolation trial

directly linkedin with pandemic necessitates

sparse human contact, yea analogous to an exile

punishment far removed, quarantined, condemned...

and essentially metaphorically banished necessitating

befriending self as best beastie boy bad company

where madding crowd hashtagged insync existing

within territory hostile currying aversion to socialize

worse fate than being eaten

alive (with one chomp) savored

by token smiling crocodile

absentmindedly pitching

head over heels into... state of denial

after out running a tribe

of 10,000 aboriginal maniacs,

hence out distancing latter only to buzzfeed former

whose absence not noticed, until long in the tooth

(actually between 60 and 72 teeth) said reptile

captured and subsequently dissected (I'll)

spare telling thee gory details

though amazingly well preserved facial profile

comprising fully intact features

exhibiting me eternally frozen cunning guile,

nevertheless greater excitement arose

at similarity between former poetaster

and La Brea Tar Pits fossilized dinosaur kin

especially their respective coat

of armor ironic steely iambic style.