Alas ample alliteration available?!

True (terrific) title: Trump's truckling tutored troopers...;

wily word wizard worried,

where world wide web wickedly wends.

 

Triumphantly tenaciously (try to) trample treacly

traffickers target timid testifiers traducing,

their traitorous tractable toxic troglodyte:

today transition toward

totalitarianism tidily trends.

Quasimoto (querulously) queries, quivers, quakes:

queasiness quotient quarantine quelled qualm;

qua quacking quaffing quota quips:

quicksand quits quagmire quashing:

quintessential quarrelsome;

quintillionth queued questioner.

 

Numbskull noodles notorious nonsense:

nincompoop netizen nimbly navigates;

nowadays nauseating news necessitates

nameless nervous negativistic nattering nabob;

Nome nomad nudges, numerates,

nurtures... narcolepsy.

 

Knowledgeable knave; kindhearted

keen, kooky kvetching king kibitzer;

kindles kickass kinskip (kaffeeklatsch);

kneading Keats kinfolk karma.

 

His highness, herewith hooligan;

helpmate hermit hamstrung Harmit Harms;

humiliating, harried, ho hum humorous hokum;

habitual half hearted hookers happily hollow;

hallelujah!

 

Exceptional exertion earnest endeavor exercising

especial expending energy excluding essential/

exact entities even everyday eminent eccentric

experienced exhaustion - epilogue.