The Uneducated O.A.P

Happy, Briefly

On top of the world today

The wife said I'm a stud

But my hearings not good

What she said was, I'm a dud


  • dusk arising

    Dud scored ten didn't he?
    My ex said i was a cracker ... she'd actually said knacker.

    • The Uneducated O.A.P

      Love the comment ref to Dudley, that goes all the way back to 1979 I believe, happier times, maybe, stay safe you old cracker, Bill

    • orchidee

      Doh! Good write Bill. lol.

      • The Uneducated O.A.P

        Thanks for dropping by Steve, keep them limbs a moving, Bill

      • Michael Edwards

        She insisted that I'm a stud
        but that was before
        she walked through the door
        and saw me in the nud

        • The Uneducated O.A.P

          I know the feeling, one minute your dancing around the room in all your nakedness and the next trying to tuck it all in yer nightie,( oops that should be Jim jams, never mind me secrets out now) Thanks for calling in, Bill

        • Fay Slimm.

          Ha ha -- try selective deafness next time Bill and feel a real stud whatever she said..........

          • The Uneducated O.A.P

            It's that first hurdle, takes some climbing sometimes! Thanks for commenting Fay, stay sane, Bill

          • myself and me

            The advantage of bad hearing. Full of humor.

            • The Uneducated O.A.P

              Comes in handy sometimes, I mean, please do the dishes, sounds like I'm here for your wishes!, thanks for commenting, Bill

            • Goldfinch60

              Sorry, didn't hear that, can you repeat it please?


              • The Uneducated O.A.P

                Pardon? I can't hear what your writing, keep cool, thanks Andy, Bill

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