Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!

Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania

all the other ones (that follow below)...

them guys imposters I write – every ƒµ©**** one.

 

Curiosity and discretion

got the better part of me valor

as mined fingers typed Matthew Scott Harris

(quite some time, but I felt compelled

to share today March 13^th, 2020)

into google search bar, lo and behold and

much to my chagrin and amusement,

others with mine namesake constituted

roles in various walks of life

carrying out their whiles and ways, sans

existence covered the realm

from administration of President

Dwight David Eisenhower

the celebrity circuit, where his

claim to fame and fortune

as movie Producer

(born in Jacksonville, Illinois)

for silver screen cinematic

debut enterprise finished

regal Dimension far

off beaten track sans degree

(from University of Illinois)

in Civil Engineering. After practicing

as an engineer for several years,

a decision made to open a restaurant

in Chicago with nary a har

binge er - After operating

popular eatery for more than ten years,

 

a whim directed destiny

viz hit time to make movies

curved renown skyrocketed quest

analogous to aligning skill sets

into stratospheric isobar

which exertion pitched

head stone carvers to acquire vital context

where next of kin content

with obituary hiz death

unexpectedly Tuesday morning,

Feb. 24, 2015 of Loudonville),

tomb epitaph incorporated passion

as avid outdoorsman,

who loved fishing, hunting

and canoeing. I aced as supervisor with

telecommunication company,

Telecom Towers Inc.

yet by some stroke

of premature pronouncement,

whence during funeral

the coffin lid rose a jar

scaring the s**t out the

backsides per mourners,

where demise found sights

drawn to undertake

a totally tubular career

as graphic artist from Buffalo

(Educated at RPI), who

constantly looks for work

today and tomorrow,

out of necessity to pay bills,

and as prodigy with numbers

attained plaudits as

financial solvency whiz, and par

for the course irresistibly

tempted forging credentials -

with self crafted faux pas star

re: expert as a fraudulent

Loan Officer NMLS # 240801

but Youngblood’s hired fretful

dexterous dude for extra cash tip play git tar,

while police got tips from

wagging tail, and unfortunately

butter field bursar ruse

landed rising star into clinker

sans Cook County Inmate at age 49

CB NUMBER 19043182,

when arrest occurred Tuesday,

January 13, 2015 11:53 AM,

and released the next day due to first

time misdemeanor plus absent

recidivist incarceration possession

of 5000+ grams of Cannabis,

which exposure to magical, miracle

and mystical herb set sites

to become a professor

Clinician of pharmacology

“bushed” to help fight

the so call forever "drug war".