Second, third, fourth... stimulus check(s)... ah... the stuff a dream come true would be made!

rew4er2nail

Such would constitute,

the closest phenomena

approximating winning the lottery

cuz yours truly never blessed

winning sizable, nor

minuscule amount of money

 

beset with one after another setback

token scapegoat (no kidding),

plus puny size linkedin

with spindle shank legs

always bullied and

derided as laughingstock.

 

Whether rich or dirt poor...

since being young unemployed adult

(yupper, poverty mine bane and,

red badge of courage) the end result...

thus, aye cannot imagine state of euphoria

 

(yea right Matthew Scott), so just halt

such fantastical thinking,

before being totally shushed up,

nevertheless such luck

would invariably catapult

me into doing a sommersault,

pulling my weak back,

(I got a week back) out in the process,

how mine lovely bones would exult

similarly and/or hypothetically

 

if lottery numbers I chose matched,

more likely greater chance me getting struck

while inside courtesy lightning bolt,

or got automatically generated did score

winning ticket - suddenly this dolt,

would find himself mobbed by strangers

worse case scenario lured

by paranormal and/or occult,

perhaps stunned with

tranquilizing gun subsequently kidnapped

 

courtesy sinister satanic cult

comprised of rainbow goblins

trumpeting moral turpitude,

hence words of wisdom

occurred best not to insult.

 

When awakened hours, days, weeks later

parents (if still living at home)

would spring into action

renting out my former bedroom

 

to another heavily tattooed and pierced

long haired pencil necked geek

sporting dreadlocks

the late Bob Marley would envy

if still alive.

 

Castles in the air

suckers' poor me,

thought cha might care

to dangle false promises

and deliberately ensnare

buzzfeeding gussied up


glittering essentially bupkis

that doth blindingly glare

finding meek geezer passively submitting

theme of mein kampf -

never ask for grandeur,

which outcome would interfere

with grist crafting poems.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 18th, 2020 16:18
  • Category: Fantasy
  • Views: 30
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