Anomalous poetic contrivance evokes...

googling inept kickstarted lame outré jaunty hokum

(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin

instantaneously transforming,
née devolving into gobbledygook.)

I got born with poker faced physiognomy,

no matter yours truly doth not play cards

though self same person impractical joker

shuffles thru life without (think silent owl)

gives no hoot, though reckons Halloween

mask permanently affixed bonafide tragic/

comic features ofttimes resignation chiefly

communicated, one luckless boyish looking

goodfella, (a veritable greybeard, albeit or

kissed striated uber wordsmith yawping zee
lot misanthrope) chronologically edging two

ward the edge of night concerning mortality,

meanwhile fudging primitive protoplasmic

prurient predilection emblematic of proud

primate, i.e. Homo sapiens 1% Neanderthal.

At birth, yours truly a tangle of arms & legs

scrawny bundle of lovely bones linkedin as

hypothetical extinct creature halfway in

evolutionary line between modern human

beings and their anthropoid progenitors, an

atavistic penchant to scurry along on all his

four indistinguishable limbs rooting around

for grubs using quasi snout (visualize) multi
sensory proboscis (adorned with coiled cilia)
evolved for touching, tasting, snorting, and
(sniffing out) smelling faintest molecular jot.

Mutations begat courtesy
in vitro fertilization gone awry

amateur Doctor Frankenstein wannabe
horror, he did decry

innocuous experiment genetically
designing generic guy

wrested out bubbling test tube,

manifested nsync with no lie

feted date regarding celebrated
jumping frog of Calaveras

County - chosen birthday
one primate roaming July 2nd, 2020
approximately CCXLIV orbitz
after initial 1776 fourth of July

ushering, igniting, exploding

contentious, prodigious, riotous
racial quandary paramount
issue conscientious Earthlings contend

obliged regarding minecrafted

dissension front and center

across spectrum of humanity

necessary burning issue Homo

sapiens unavoidable progressive

equality mandate to occupy

even attention of Holden Caulfield

made household name
courtesy J(erome) D(avid)

Salinger's Catcher in the rye.

No matter yours truly peculiar
looking packaged, oddly

pickled, and puckered, thus
token scapegoat (no kidding),
this ole buck (bully me)

shunned, ostracized, penalized...,

(when just good little boy,
nor baad ass man) never privy

to good luck, cuz I always feel
(felt) excluded, intimidated,

and marginalized (yes in part
resembling a being from an

alien nation (and/or
outer limits thereof)

preferring the twilight zone,
especially when dark shadows
crawl along edge of night,
where nocturnal ghastly
emanations issue forth.

Mine easily becoming hypnotized
allows, enables, and provides
ingress for spectral constituent
shape shifting material
courtesy Matthew Scott Harris,
which disembodied ethereal flotsam
phantasmagorical spirited phenomenon
coalesces around me

gently cocooning, engulfing,
and fabricating yours truly,
whereby I become
transmogrified into an unfurled

magic Harris Tweed Scottish
welcome mat flying
to and fro, hither and yon.