A plethora of America Online screen names

(alternately titled:
why yours truly crafted six electronic aliases).

No rhyme nor reason beatle browed

beastie boy long ago

created INXS of half dozen

email addresses gallivanting

feigning himself a most sought after

singular modest beau

courtesy crass brazen duplicity

eventually forced to eat crow

campy bonehead devoured carrion

(blech) property extinct dodo.

Egregious discreet escapades

sneeze silly explains at chew

(albeit lamely) philandering,

foolish extramarital dalliances,

I now regret and genuinely eschew

interesting complete one hundred eighty

sobering perspective regarding grandview

emotional shell shocked fallout experienced

courtesy this wanderlust myopic

quite reformed practicing Jew

whose doubting thomas belief, credo, dogma...

closely aligned with Unitarianism milieu

dirty deeds done dirt cheap willingly crafted

previous poems offering adulterated preview

years after, the missus

got told deux gals I did hammer, nail and screw

at present juncture within space time continuum,

yours truly maintains critical view

bespeaking polygamous antics,
now reviled when garden variety

generic primate initially acted cagey

while going bananas within human zoo.

I sought amorous affections

(think verboten fruit) cuz marriage went askew

(daily altercations transpired

between me and the missus),

thus as iterated above

unhappy husband stealthily finagled bravado

(dreamt up one after another digital pseudonyms

blithely cavorting debauchery ejaculating

unsuspecting self incrimination) cyber sex debut

successfully launched prurient hitherto

novel short lived role as Casanova

starring me... Matthew

Scott Harris whose hubris

coursed thru mine every sinew

until... worst fate than being caught

by cannibalistic Zulu.