Being proactive after getting hoodwinked

(alternatively titled: tardy duff fender of assertiveness,

especially after adjusting following insanity clause
affixed with rubber baby-buggy bumpers)

 

Methinks I nearly got snookered

courtesy CVS employee at store number 7569

(address: 1206 North Gravel Pike,
Zieglerville, Pennsylvania 19492)

September ninth, two thousand and twenty.

 

Saleswoman rattled off spiel

regarding CVS Carepass program

the missus immediately

became suspicious of aforementioned deal

every month five dollars

debited from checking account,
figurative highway robbery,

and/or outright steal.

 

The above trifling

unspectacular wrought scenario
an exception to rule,
whereby yours truly usually
spurred Manichean inner duel

witnessed by guns ablazing
trampling outspokenness

giving Isaac Bashevis Singers,
Gimpel the fool

run for his in dove viz hubble money

now forced into dire straits,
where chicks free yea
how Homo sapiens cruel

nasty, short and brutish beastly species
devises sadomasochistic tool

hankering, and hungering to starve

think also about anonymous
innocent tortured soul (me, ha)

kept in solitary confinement,

with no chance of parole
a convict for life i.e. hard skool
of knocks alum deceived

hired, and lobotomized

slave driven human mule

donkey hoe tee (hee hee hee),

and fed diet of worms

in tandem with thin gruel.

 

Far to often annals

constituting mein kampf,

I experienced oblivious naiveté

undergoing blitzkrieg linkedin
with scapegoat honorific,

now sortie give snort against
mine passivity harrumph!

 

Dan D. yankee from Schwenksville,

Pennsylvania didst doodle and dawdle
planting feather in figurative cap - yay

perceptive sixth sense analogous to xray,

yours truly more wise

 

to the insidious mean way

dominant nasty, short

and brutish human beasts

Machiavellian bullies instill fear
for egoistic personal gain oye vey

immediately judging me as prime target

oh my dog... early in grade school

threatening hateful taunts got underway

I attest suffering verbal abuse
persists even today

 

offtime couched within feigned concern,

yet sinister motives at heart stay

anger toward able, eager and ready

poetic tactics launched courtesy shipshape quay

zee reasonably rhyming literary barbs to portray,

how creative poetic technique can outweigh

Norse (er horse) sense

scrawled by Lake Woebegone

bachelor farmers' guardian angels
originally harkening from Norway

deported to Normandy Farms,

 

including me nonagenarian papa,

cuz they (you decide who)

started to trumpet melee

predicated when power of attorney

given to a girl named Amélie,
dime a dozen teller (of tall tales)

at Wells Fargo Bank.