Petsmart stratagem employed to generate business

Petsmart stratagem employed to generate business

Upon Googling Petco

regarding purchasing gift card

for eldest daughter

(she tends two beautiful female felines)

Petsmart website appeared right and center

innocuously distracting purported intent.

The nearest latter named store

approximately a dozen plus miles away

whereas former specialty shop

in closer proximity to her,

she (first born offspring),

who resides within Oakland, California.

I readily admit envisioning

gamut of goodies

(to enhance Felis catus existence),

whence yours truly

easily self hypnotized himself

into catatonic trance

while drooling over plethora of

goodies to accessorize pet life.

Alumni school of hard knocks

learned forty dollar life lesson

(twenty smackaroos allotted

each competing purveyor

of similar pet merchandise.

Website designers masterfully

employ machiavellian (cutthroat) tactics

to snatch up business

when an online shopper

scouting around for any product.

Businesses cater to shoppers

seeking any particular product

must activate, facilitate,

and integrate subterfuge

(obviously exercising subtle techniques)

to hoodwink savvy netizen

confidently kickstarting and buzzfeeding

insatiable pinteresting itsy bitsy

(spidery) prodigal son wannabe hankering

to splurge on themselves,

viz their pet peeve.

Even with earlier premeditated notion in mind

to secure gift card for Eden (said progeny),

predilection toward easy distraction

found me admitting aforementioned faux pas,

which spurs (Matthew Scott's)

quasi crazy corollary

subsequently stated thus,

when deliberate focus absent

obviously good n plenti (of fishy)

opportunities thrives affording advertisements
expedient modus operandi

to bandy, dangle, and features wares

eliciting, emancipating, enticing

yours truly, who drooled and slobbered

suddenly spurred with Pavlovian craving

to whip out debit card (whip it good)

and surrender sparse monies
to plunk down electronically x dollars,

whereby another citizen banker bit the dust.

Overzealous to feign

being monetarily gifted

faux lavishing self with impulse buying

justified as early Holiday,

(viz Xmas) shopping,

(no matter I suffer agoraphobia)

figuratively ran counter

to credo of frugal lifestyle.

Impossible mission

to wrench free and clear,

where penury indelibly

(albeit figuratively) writ large

across precarious teetering complex edifice

there's a sucker born every minute,

and ye espy the latest one freshly minted.