Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

rew4er2nail

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

 

Flush with rage the spouse will become allied

if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder

altercation especially likely if divorce blurted

making me wish to experience (immediately)

bartered bride, when mine pointed finger doth

nonverbally chide markedly appalling untidy

predilection she blithely exhibits woeful scant

interest to maintain can-do spirit affecting plea

 

zing aesthetic humble abode ofttimes slacking

off cleaning trail of abomination, which talent

includes unwittingly cultivating qua primordial

soup possibly duplicating conditions when life

originated (bajillion years ago) on planet Earth

witnessed courtesy think gummy, groovy, gooey,

gloppy, (nippy, nap, noopy) protoplasmic slimy

oozing blob (starring Steve McQueen) amoeba

 

like swallowing small towns with names such as

Chester Springs, Downingtown, Phoenixville,

& Royersford hungering, hinting, and hankering

to hasten home hearing Harris harridan hooligan

hoopla conniption purportedly linked into order

issued courtesy board of health for hen pecking

wife to hustle & make house beautiful for Biden

(accompanied with hit parade) announcing (yea)

 

at long last Republican administration overhaul

which fête yours truly slated to host determined

(weeks ago), thus necessitating legally wedded

counterpart to apply elbow grease in tandem to

render spic & span where unsightly food scraps,

soiled clothes, scattered papers, et cetera strewn

helter skelter, the disarray the culmination of 4+

years occupying these digs in Schwenksville, Pa.

 

Upon being told "get the place in ship shape order"

she went ballistic like bupkis fired out me gluteus

maximus, (whereat I couldn't help but think ICBM)

yea, an incongruous thought as she rattled vitriolic,

colorful expletives coarse language enough would

make sailor blush shutting his yapper uttering before

he even uttered "shiver me timbers," hence clatter

and din created cacophonous noise as my fair lady

 

affected one woman siege warfare as pots and pans

flew pell mell thru air while I took refuge in fallout

shelter unused since total mortal kombat destroyed

major swath of webbed wide world, global debacle

our dear leader triggered (when in pensive mood) he

lobbed weapons of mass destruction after being axed

to "go back home" meaning his mother planet Uranus.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 28th, 2020 12:40
  • Category: Family
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