***** NONPARTISAN SHAM (BULL SH*T) SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN *****

Innocuous, yet unhealthy threat looms across

(air/radio) telecommunications devices

linkedin with plenti networks that criss cross

even primitive computers utilizing DOS

by George, which archaic code

once powered Mill on the Floss,

now long since covered over

with flora I lichen and recognize as moss.

Surgeon general (Jerome Michael Adams

20th Surgeon General of the United States)

strongly advises against, yet he does not boast

threat looms large coast to coast

watching more than five minutes at most

equivalent machination, the following I post

re: guarding haunting experience

analogous visit by fashionably late ghost

2020 presidential election coverage

able, eager, and ready to prey upon host

whereby curious George experiences

feeling noggin fried like toast.

A carefully worded (fake) communiqué

purportedly the brainchild of one freak

Matthew Scott Harris,
whose jargon puzzling as deciphering Greek

long story short while in utero,

he experienced cerebral leak,

said cheesy mousy man no longer meek

quite evident courtesy literary pique

his haughty style aiming to characterize

generic guy as self anointed Sheikh

sought after acceptance tepid and week.

Nevertheless he speaks/writes truth to power

aforementioned serious risk steeped within

social media platform sensory overload I ascribe,

whereby subliminal messages

voter's blitzkrieg does bribe,

albeit unconsciously, hence me subsequent rhyme

equals forewarning in league with mild diatribe

which receptive yours truly can transcribe.

All joking aside

oversaturation soaking up

presidential election aye chide

against viewing in excess (five minutes at most)

affixed to live streaming broadcast

can find thee steadfast staring getting bug eyed

thus hoop fully let moderation serve as guide

cuz the eventual outcome re: guarding

president elect political experts cannot hide

though be wary lest premature ejaculation trumpets

sore loser candidate, that

bombastic egotistical ignoramus lied

cuz prejudice nsync with pompous pride

for four years to many

the webbed wide world let him slide,

now as one common Joe,

a hardened criminal he best be tried.