Number forty six - White House occupant re: guarding President elect Joe Biden

Within mein hermitage

now dwells one euphoric troglodyte who wept

upon hearing unbelievable news,

(albeit at snail's pace schlepped

finally proclamation emancipation

gave reasonable rhyme yours truly to ejaculate

(not prematurely), subsequently I leapt

into the air, and kept

myself aloft completing

one after another sumersault and except

for minor nuisance of gravity

nevertheless landed feet first and crept

back into mine mancave adept

to survive alone in the wilderness.

Seventy four million popular votes

tallied across country,

gives ample reason to grind hips and bump,

(cuz the most votes

cast for any presidential candidate in history),

which Republican contender finally plopped

hook line and anchored

courtesy Taj Mahal replica sinker

into dustbin of history

good riddance electorate voted out

loutish oaf, which voters chose to dump

best mandated to cavort with zoot suited frump

on any given Wednesday available to hump

rotund barenaked lady merging

into humongous protoplasmic lump.

Caught red handed concerning

more'n where's the beef

stole 2016 election

under nose of Hillary Clinton

abused role, when tasked

as commander in chief

good ole Charlie Brown nemesis

caused nothing but grief,

hence yours truly quite elated

upon occasion when figurative new leaf

turned over and booted out

as more onerous than Baghdad thief.

Hit the ground running

with nary a second to waste

Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and company

proving their steely eyed mettle

after victory lap Democrats did taste

usher in COVID-19 game plan

bolstering pandemic defences

where prior administration sorely misplaced

priorities United States Lady Liberty

wantonly, undeservedly, subsequently

her reputation disgraced.

Hope springs eternal - ah tis amazing grace

yours truly suddenly brimming with optimism

able bodied diverse cabinet to erase

formerly inept sycophants with intentions base

running amok within White House

at long last competent candidate won the race

adieu Donald Trump, who

did disappearing act at Mar-A-Lago without a trace

sore loser teed off absent American

delivering his humiliating defeat coup de grâce.