Captain Kuni-Lemel strikes again

(even when iron not hot, but rather cold as ice)

 

Yours truly a day late dollar short

dollars to donuts bonafide klutz

living testes mint procreative

seminal squirt biological reproduction,

could never conceive to abort

despite countless occasions,

 

I blithely admit characteristics

linkedin with being a putz

going off rails as a one man train wreck

mine impossible mission to avoid

NOT running amok imagine

bull in a china shop.

 

Pigeon toed, I trip over me own little feet

size nine shoe small size for grown man

leaving utter disaster in his wake

synonymous when havoc strikes

chaos theory alive and well

ensues when I walk about

and dare take even one baby step.

 

Ever since adept with ability to crawl,

I ofttimes tumbled down the stairs,

but never did shed tears nor bawl

e'en when taking nosedive head first did fall

out the hatch of airplane

 

splattered, plastered, and matted

think suddenly feeling comfortably numb

joist another brick in wall

nevertheless acquiring stunt man role

paid big bucks

 

as Homo sapien disguised as Sasquatch

(cause unkempt harried styled hair)

more times than I can remember

fell to Earth minus parachute,

which hoop fully explains

 

the incomprehensible drawl

earnestly and frankly harkening language

once extant within Gaul

which reverberated inside hall

of mountain (lionized) king.

 

Prior to any madcap misadventure

yours truly envisions his clumsiness

plays out within my third eye blind

hilarious scenario unfolds in slow motion

whereby accidental flick of wrist,

barely brushes up against

flimsy clothes rack

(the original motive begetting poem)

knee jerk involuntary reaction,

kicking obstacle clear across Compton

generating comical feedback loop

impossible mission to stop

blockchain of fateful bitcoin events.

 

Living amidst (amongst) disarray

courtesy the missus, whose domestic habits

never merit housekeeping seal of approval

twenty four/seven pose

a hazard to mine existence.