Down South Bank
With a load of cranks
This is like a prank call
It means fuck all
Cos we're all on furlough.
Scroll through Facebook
Have a second thought
A second look
What a tempting hook
Fook it
We're all on furlough.
Nowhere to go
Time moving slow
Ran out of booze and blow
Four days ago
Yeah you know
We're all on fucking furlough.
😷
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Author:
RDS (
Offline) - Published: November 23rd, 2020 13:08
- Comment from author about the poem: I'm not a fan of pay-to-attend workshops, not for a fixed fee rather than a donation on merit. Occasionally such a workshop gets advertised on my Facebook feed and I am moved to leave a little token of my thoughts. In this one I think I might have been channelling John Cooper Clark!
- Category: Humor
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Comments2
This is cracked me up ;). your use of alliterative sounds and words is fantastic! keep up the good work and oh this is definitely my type of vibe (humour), enjoyed it!
Haha thanks for your compliments. I think I literally typed it in to the comment box in one flow while I chuckled to myself. A petty joy of poetry...
J
Facefuck is definitely just for work and fun, it's why I'm on my 3rd account brotherslim Dan and from rainbow Island... I don't make shit up (to old for that) but I can tell you one thing...
When you win a competition, it's hard when the ask for identification!!
Luckily good looks and charms was enough, with a bank card...
Thanks for inspiration, may post this one!
Yep fun is sometimes moderated not so much fun when it's heavily censored or even prohibited.
Lucky I don't look anywhere for answers I don't think nature is so straightforward. I might learn that I'm asking stupid questions but I try and keep an open mind and sneak up on fate unannounced.
Keep the flow alive Dan.
J
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