Thanks 4 giving me reason to write mish mashed gobbledygook

written few years ago

preceding breakup of first born offspring

and her Puerto Rican born beau,

when existence of averred progeny did flow

smooth and minimally disrupted

she exhibited countenance with radiant glow.

recalling family feast of yore

before

COVID-19 wreaked havoc and tore
fabric of civilization

global impact great as third world war.

this own lee brother of yours

dashed analogously graced

on par how a marathon runner raced
to Macbook Pro laptop computer post haste

soon as he got back

to his domicile nestled and encased
in the bucolic, democratic,

and fantastic spit (tune) of land marginally defaced

woodland partially hydrogenated oils baste
surrounding Highland Manor Apartment our aced

in the hole, whence he i.e. mice elf

(Matty Mouse) with threads of gratitude laced

within a feeble attempt

to burble, cobble, fiddle, easy as gravy,
an inscrutable letter placed

in the output queue

soon as all

the typo O graphical errors erased

and, though struggle to convey love

for such an endearing older sister,

which digitally squawking,

aye did not cut and paste

boot doth admit to allowing,

a saucy bit of small potatoes sayest

in ma trademark (truemark)

stuffing of fluffernutter (that taste)

G---R---R---E---E---A---A---T

(courtesy of flaky Tony the corny tiger),
which gibberish aims to waste

juiced spare moments,

and tubby direct, ernest and frank

lemme communicate without resorting

to caginess,

but NON GMO, gluten free roaming thoughts to thank

ye (Amelie Beth), and Rich McGeehan

for welcoming a small group

of family and friends

to your Woodbury, New Jersey abode,

somewhat near Redbank

to relish the salad days of times gone by,

when as kids residing in Audubon

or Collegeville, Pennsylvania,

we tricked each other with a harmless prank

such as hiding a fuzzy wuzzy Willie,

or scaring the other

with the molded Creepy People that doth rank

as laughably innocent, these topsy turvy times,

when faith no more

eroded camaraderie among village people

unity withal fellow Americans did tank

especially as the world wide web

iz going necessitate thee

to fill in the BLANK

thus moments to share

a tasty repast did help me to crank

out this artichokes gibberish,

which when placed

atop pyramid of cranberries sank.

as didst this heart of darkness
within soul asylum

of papa and momma genes

to two beautiful young women

re: daughters, whose absence

felt as gloomy fiends

similar to the Ogre encountered,

when goose that laid golden egg stolen

by Jack and beanstalk
of story book fame as a cash cow means.