A Giant major shopping ordeal

12/06/2020 03:41 PM.

Imagine a long and winding line

all the way to Jabip

upon the handle of small grocery cart

envision mine white knuckle grip,

as the misses commandeers

moseying up and down every single aisle,

whereby an electrocardiogram

would indicate spiky sinusoidal blip.

I experience social anxiety

and feel like screaming aloud,

particularly when series

of unfortunate events

finds your truly

within onrushing madding crowd.

Unfortunately courtesy divine comedy

one erstwhile indiscriminately

cast out obsolete player

creator endowed him

with his trademark shaky spear.

One hapless generic garden variety guy

plagued with panic attacks

accursed lifetime providence

hellacious interminable suffering

until permanent escape

quasi vacation deliverance regarding...,

when grim reaper doth

cometh and taketh me away.

Oh savior enshroud impotent mortal man
at long last terminating suffering

welcoming me into portal

I willingly surrender

and welcome release...

beckoning death be not proud.

Impossible mission to describe

how fast paced life in general

generates utter confusion

analogous to floundering trout

besieges mine mental redoubt

mental helter skelter all about

as if mine entire body electric

forced, kickstarted, subjugated...

to perform (yes folks) hokey pokey

mental gears and cogs

snapping, crackling, popping

inside tumbler like noggin

purportedly linkedin hashtagged

with schizoid personality disorder.

Onset of emotional paralysis

stops me dead in my figurative track

metaphorically wishing me to skuttle

back into hermetically sealed manhole

invisible among interleaved bract

where within mine secret cubby hole

I play knick knack paddywhack...

to idle away leisure time

as well as solve crossword puzzles

meditate (on the gift of a watermelon pickle)

while listening to natural soundtrack,

and self hypnotize courtesy biofeedback.