A former slender man (lapsed Unitarian anorexic)... deplores adipose tissue gain

No Holiday music can soothe savage beast

washboard abdomen weight watcher's dream fleeced

skinny bag of lovely bones permanently leased

body snatcher somewhere amidst policed

madding crowd of carolers singing,

where mine sinking spirits ceased

rising today December 18th, 2020

analogous how unleavened bread

(i.e. matzo) lacks yeast.

I loathe shucking clothes,
(no matter eyes severely myopic)
in preparation for here goes
another warm shower quickly
relaxing this senescent
body ready to doze

soon after lathering
this blubbery body
most unwanted fat grows
on me, no matter healthy diet
of worms, or how I stand,
not so easy (Etsy) as add a pose

zing losing battle – Mary Jo's
if and geeze us of bulge ill flattering
particularly quiverly, sans white
"WALL" tire tread fully goes
steely belted around lower
abdominal area like lava floes

siring unsightly expose
yore squishy Jew dish priestly
punchy, plasma paunchy, gristly...
pillow like marshmallows
fittingly, rotundly soundly
identical with other schlep

tin (tin tabulation) grungy hobos,
this lap pissed lard (lord) Who Lee

bemoaning, how ilk readily knows,

where unwanted bulky flab...
most detested - hence Corp Yule Lance

leaves noth thin to noblesse oblige,

know bull eats obese,
anorexia nervosa or chance

barking out orders reminiscent, when he

hapt tubby a caller wannabe at
weekly square and/or contra dance,
now requisitioned to insulate

and excessively enhance
body electric can be mushed
into likeness of fleshy France

or repurposed into expanse
resembling any country,

whose name Kants

be easily pronounced, and historical

events glommed together recognizable
as Ataturk with a lance

bequeathed to rule World advance

sing gluttony as his divine providence,

thus requires deep dish allegiance

(non - fiber - binding contract)

for eats and make decadent
every fleshpot gourmand

stretching consumer cellular
skein to capacitance

bestowing guaranteed deliverance
with their rolling
ballooning massive circumference
into orbit with Earthly moon officiant

eternal fondue irrelevance!