I crown the missus "champ impractical joker"

Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat,

she did pretend and succeed

to give yours truly a special treat

aforementioned item alluded to purchased

at Liberty Ministry thrift store

3841 Ridge Pike

(some miles further east

same road identified as Main Street)

Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426

I can show you proof courtesy

printed information on pocketed receipt.

Most times one garden variety generic bloke

(christened Matthew Scott Harris),

would with pursed lips think

and or mouth the words okey doke

what in the name of Judas Priest

by George, he a run of the mill

on the floss ordinary heavy mettle folk

doth thee spouse got up her (figurative) sleeve

thespian wannabe she never quite...

her constitute stardom quite a joke.

She practices April's fool day

(hoping nobody notices

as she looks askance)

every time she gets a chance

gleefully clapping her hands

while performing an impromptu (risque) dance,

when she pulls off

hat tricks of her trade

taking Europe in general and France

in particular by storm

madding crowds clamoring to prance

with said unsung hero.

The words mentioned above intended for you

dear anonymous reader to woo

allowing, enabling, and providing how I view

livingsocial linkedin with good n plenti true

without a shadow of doubt poetic license taken,

these words zealously, randomly, haphazardly

scattered across screen willy nilly I spew

trying to coerce coalescence of continuity

yet additionally trying to weave events

earlier today December 22nd, I review,

whereby yours truly while waiting in a queue

assorted merchandise fifty percent off

the spouse did avidly pursue

unbeknownst she would play a prank and outdo

pulling a doozy gag at my expense, he took netview

of utter tomfoolery, and readily admits Matthew

Scott Harris I nearly ate "faux chocolate soap"

finding wife in stitches, he too

did chuckle, cuz he knew

supposed treat smelled extremely fragrant

cocoa confection fortunately, I did not chew

but promptly spit out after sneezing atchew!