Battle Between The Sexes - The Commode


Perhaps it's a joy in the beginning

not really a complaint

But we are all just humans

 Not living Saints  


So if things get tough

in the battle of the wits

I know its kind of rough

just put the lid down then sit    

  • Author: Dove (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 3rd, 2021 22:28
  • Comment from author about the poem: An Oldie!
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 61
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  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good write RB.
    Or - Ohh, we have two loos in the house. The downstairs one is too chilly in Winter - no heating in it! lol.

    • Dove

      Smiles! Three here, but there never seems to be enough lol

    • L. B. Mek

      lol, what a brilliant treat to have you share one of your witty delight's at start of a new year,
      Happy New Year dear Poet

      • Dove

        Happy New Year, glad it was with a smile

      • dusk arising

        Aha, that quiet place where you're guaranteed to be alone. A misunderstood space much needed in all relationships.

        • Dove

          Thanks! Best to u

        • FredPeyer

          Dove, good one! After nearly 45 years of marriage (to the same woman, no less) I learned the hard way to put that darned lid back down!

        • Neville

          You gotta lid ... we gotta bucket
          before it gets full, we have to toss to see which one of us need chuck it ..

          I enjoyed this little whimsey .. am sure many cane relate and empathise with ya ....

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