How convenient slated to receive second dose... COVID-19 February 13th, 2021

Here at Highland Manor apartments

me and the missus occupy room B44

courtesy qualified medical personnel

Lansdale, Penna CVS store #01379.

No qualm regarding being vaccinated

though yours truly NOT panic stricken

succumbing to aforementioned disease.

Although gaseous and prone to combust

heed words of caution lest ye turn to dust

on par with thermonuclear explosion gust

no guarantee insured courtesy Healthtrust

will keep ye intact not transformed into krust

an unflattering word according to online urban

dictionary meaning extremely unattractive girl

who nevertheless experiences capacity to lust.

Scenario being blown to bits courtesy flatulence

fate worse than death, yet plus side no expense

neither funeral nor cremation costs nevertheless

gastrointestinal eruption necessitates civil defense

albeit calling Army National Guard to commence

to evacuate fast as greased lightning suffocating

wracking, choking, etc unbreathable ambience.

I get inoculated against microscopic coronavirus

approximately two days ye probably feel desirous.

Continue to take proactive measures i.e. maintain

social distance don mask and wash hands advice

solicited by Anthony Fauci else cavalier devil may

care risk analogous to gambling or playing dice

whereby rigor mortis sets latest statistic cold as ice

who knows maybe dead soul shunted to paradise.

Latest pandemic NOT last microbe human beast

will challenge resourceful Homo sapiens species

severely challenged throughout and nearly ceased

to flourish innumerable times when deadly disease

did satiate grim reaper with (think smörgåsbord feast)

civilization experienced figurative low water mark

bleak prognostication if prediction made when least

odds favored man/womankind who nearly lost leased.

Biologically deft transmitting genes by peopling Earth

fecund gals bearing children heavy around their girth

metaphorically chomping at the bit tending domestic

tasks preparing meals call of wild heard by animals

drawing fierce predators e'er closer aromatic hearth

rustic storytellers grunting primal laughter and mirth.

Gratitude extended to intelligent minds that toil away

enhancing quality and longevity of existence keeping

ravages of once fatal illnesses and/or mortality at bay

additionally those whose culinary draw allow, enable

and provide foods choices regarding healthy entree

sculpted edible delights exquisite glistening imitation

mouth watering sweet treats that trigger viz Fabergé

temptations tantalizing taste buds - me diet... no way!