Stimulus check(up), visited mine local gastro-intestinal economy

Around high noon

today March 19th, 2021

fecal impaction I did plaintively croon

until effect courtesy amitiza, which

prescription medication

(in short a laxative)

served as amazing grace saving boon.

Once activated - impossible mission

to suppress strong urge to excrete,

linkedin, kickstarted and coaxed

soon after swallowing medicament

'course yours truly needed to defecate

while taking shower and washing hair

which sudden incontinent spate

comprises anecdote, I poetically relate.

Rectal obstruction found me doubled over

with lower abdominal distress,

whereby comfort found
me unable to lie

down nor sit upright
(with back padded with pillows

against the cellar brick wall),

thus severe bloating
a bonus well nigh.

Methought generic garden variety fellow

invoking libretto ohm resistant understudy

waste not want not allowing, enabling
and providing relief,

without successful defecation

despite the oppressive urge
to bolster Uriah heap of balled up

and tuckered out five foot and ten inches

of lovely bones, thence mouthing retraction

of former thought to cease existing

though a non-bull lever in
power broker qua mankind

relief at long last provided
posterior answered prayer

yet, this scrivener scrutinizes his
recurring pain in ass mock jagged torture

and asks rhetorical
one word question "WHY"?

Methinks constipation doth spell

worse fate than hell,

which latter named state experienced

while Harris family lived

at 1148 Greentree Lane, thus warrants

the following "fake" farmer

almost a dozen years ago

to craft verses about Penn Valley dell.

Digression away from titled theme:

Circa: 23rd of Tevet, 5760
to 15th of Tevet, 5770
in accordance with Hebrew date
converted, asper Gregorian
Calendar courtesy of Google,
which place of residence i.e.

tract 1950's housing Penn
Valley, Pennsylvania, we

(myself, missus and deux daughters),

we overstayed our welcome

during that decade
abysmal cruel fate,
where surviving members

of spouse's birth family did execrate

and admirably, royally, supremely, et alia

succeeded beyond their wildest dreams

to invoke, foster, andcreate

perdition during first decade

of second millennium Anno Domini

They would not tolerate

my mental illness (schizoid
personality disorder
with ample helping of
high anxiety, and panic attacks),
coon sitter ring excruciating
difficulty maintaining employment
as reason to denigrate
pushing this struggling
young family to absquatulate,

especially as figurative toxic
barbs didst accelerate

soon after, we sit foot
upon cluttered premises, jam packed,
which haphazardly (helter
skelter like) didst accumulate

(steeped amidst, a hoarder's paradise),

elusively east of Eden

teasing chronic pennilessness.

Yours truly, humble fellow,

whose person others
found an easily convenient
scapegoat to humiliate

marrying into a blood
of bigoted, pigheaded,
and small minded obdurate

folks intolerant of every creed dance
except frum Israel, and/or an affiliate,
this un men sheen hubble,
and purported "moocher"

said accommodations never cared
to earn good graces
of MainLine rich Jewish culture,
this atheist among hoi polloi,
a roll (i.e. challah),
he could never assimilate.