Trumpasaurus extinction highly unlikely

Huge life like mockup

of forty fifth president

rigged up to bark

if ye dare buzzfeed outsize monstrosity
diet coke, McDonald's and meatloaf
pet banality, execrable, and misogynistic words

sinister and dark
greets visitors at formerly named

Mosquito State Park
now forever known as

Donald Trump State Park.

Whom sever (so e'er) decreed demise

of terrible lizard beasts aye
moost upend that long entrenched theory,

and bid goodbye
sans foursquare extinction reeks foul,

cuz one pea brained reptilian
o’er shadowed all as fiercest,

he ranged free

amidst a cut throat rogues gallery

thee unnamable overlooked

sinister species sought supremacy
(game piece gamut qua gnarly

life size or miniature model available
at sundry department stores wherever

schlocky plastic model toys sold)
popular trapping of childhood imagination –
imbued via vainglorious

ventriloquist inciting fiendish cry

such kiddy paraphernalia

forever a top selling plaything
snapped off shelves leaving

allocated space bone dry

since time immemorial

dinosaur makeshift gewgaws
did cap cha ominous jaws, and

populated fertile land of cave dwellers

whereat swaddled kinder

babes bellowed believable
farcically feigned ferocious

fabrications foraging bankrupt
foretold foreclosure to espy real McCoy
perhaps assembled

from mud, rocks and sticks

voicing noisome predators

snatching innocent prey -
ripping to tatters and shreds

unlucky victim rarely escaping
in fizz hicks of time –

witnessed first hand proof positive
how me came that close

(pinch thumb with index finger)
telly tubby simian snack

aye haint fool n witch cha,
nar doth this medieval troubadour –
spin a yarn approximating verity

of nasty Hobbesian brute
trumpeting fiercely bruited

his bombastic buzz hard
carrion feed small fry

to Golgotha donning topface,
could dice in a Flickr emulate, and twitter
ring one excited live hotmail riding Pegasus,

while those in his Isis Petsmart warpath
on outlook to avoid get linkedin,

per imp (of the pervert) pale’n maws
simultaneously masticating and able to shutterfly

hither and yon, to and fro

rousing seditious rogues gallery
of reprobate ruthless minions -

ruminants to become apprenticed

fired up en masse thru the art of the deal

vis a vis venal pet peeves
(pygmy male hominids),

who revered his racially stirred debacle
while straddling as a humongous

towering hill, he pill or reed
like lex lucifer usurpation,

whence auld dish diehard don nah sore
dominated as demented species, thus,

he didst not perish from this earth
boot yielded rubric

of emperor by the peep hole.
four the peep pull, of the peep pill.