I ham quill tee for gobbledygook... and ruffling tail feathers!

An innocent miss steak kin...
once former main lion den cha hoard servant,
resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar

hoof faux whatever reason iz explore

ring bing foo fighting beastie boy, who doth
newt practice, what he preaches your

truly battens down chicken
coop hatches so... call me galore
re: us hypocritic,
this honest to dog omnivore – more

accurate said buzzfeeding primate -
Homo sapiens, he whelk hams
adieu after quick bonjour
hears ear splitting eeyore
deaf finning chore
tills unable to ignore

admits transgression,

now wonder wherefore
whether art thou still
game to reed my adore

hub bull poetry
understandable if ye deplore

such atrocious, egregious, opprobrious...,

violating ethical core

puss regarding straying
against dietary herbivore

rudimentary eel lamb ants
(chocolate covered my dear Watson)

boot fault in the starfish...por
favor mice elf can
oxe plain twittering like plover

with reasonable rhyme for sure

don't get doggy dimples in bunch

cause to skewer me but... but before...

sending killing squad to slaughter -
this puppy, aye kindly honour

my wish and don
me noggin with pompadour

as fetching drag queen

torpedo sized bosom

squirting parti-color

milk as self defense mechanism

averting casus belli thus
amidst melee I abhor

find self on horns of dilemma

life story of this poor

cooked goose flambé

caught between rock and trapdoor

special cannibal delight
where madding crowd
chants "send him back"
accursed unconscionable roar

ring anger, but lurch for eats,

an impulsive reflex courtesy extempore

rain nee yes unforgivable poor
craven impulse to up peas hunger
uncontrollably craving regarding carnivore

pang additionally not further injure

ring innocent animal plus more

to this fishy tail than
meats the Wawa birdseye.