I’m going to win the lottery
I don’t know when
I just know I will
And when I do
I’ll say goodbye
To all the people
That hold me back
And make me miserable
Those who put me down
Taking my hopes and dreams
I’ll buy a desert island
And design a beautiful little cottage
Just for me
I’d build the kitchen of my very own dream
with an island of marble and two sinks
I’ll eat the finest food from the sea
And maybe even have an extra cabin
For my stilettos
I’d buy myself a helicopter
So I can fly by my worst enemies
Waving my winners cheque,
Just to annoy them
I’d drape colored lights from the tropical trees
and have all night discos
with no one to please
I'll wear my hula hula skirt
and my coconut bra
dancing in the breeze
playing the bongo drums too
Inviting “special guests only”
to my bar
that Is called “Arse Hole Free”
and greet them with my very own cocktail
called
“would you like to be me”
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My first read for Saturday, and a good laugh it is. Thanks Teddy. ; )
Well you can join in the bar then lol happy Saturday dear.friend
Who needs money when you can dream like that???
Well I must begin to cosy up to you so that you'll buy me a speed boat so i can drop by your island for drinky poo's whilst we jointly compose drunken limericks.
A good fun read (smiling here).
LOL ha ha i wouldn't want to be rich like that but seeing as its a dream dusk, i would definately want the beautiful kitchen with the marble island lol ah what a thought. thanks friend.
Why, yes, it was me! heehee.
Good write Teddy. lol.
i knew it!!!!
now you can give all your friends golden ear plugs! LOL thanks orchi, always good to laugh.
The best coffee read ever. Fun hanging out with you.
lol wow thats a compliment, hey Jerry you are welcome in my private bar anytime LOL
😃 😄 😁 Got me there, Teddy - You dragged me into your island paradise without giving me time to say noooo!
(As if I would....)
Ha Ha, good to see you Dave, you will be most welcome in my private bar. (giggles)
You dont need millions to own a hula skirt and a coconut bra...... Not that id know of course ahem cough cough.
LOL oh I agree in fact I'm wearing them now. Cough Cough. (Giggle)
Wonderful fun write Teddy, yes I would like to be you and with that money I may be able to build my jazz club and have music played live all the time.
When the lottery started in the UK in the nineties until the time I retired in 2012 I was a member of a syndicate, there would be ten or so in it and in all the time the most money the syndicate won was £100.😫
Andy
Syndicates must be fun Especially those who have won, I like your style of building a jazz club keep playing your dream may one day come true. May I ask only one request do not hire orchi to sing (a charming smile)
I nave banned Orchi and any bagpiper to play the tune "Far Away" and the further away the better. 😂
Andy
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