Middle aged

A woman's work is never done,
drinking wine and having fun!
We wash the pots, we cook the tea,
some dream he gets down on one knee!

But no not I, that's not me!
Being at an age that I now am,
I've reached the stage I don't give a dam!
If I want a one night stand,
or a lover who does more than hold my hand!
If I want to do something crazy and wild,
or maybe even try something a little less mild!!

The time has come for me to let down my hair,
to just go and do it, I really don't care!
No more common sense or following rules,
I'm getting out, having fun, being the fool.

I'm middle aged, not from the middle age!
I'm free like an animal let loose from its cage,
ready to pounce on an unsuspecting male,
show some cleavage, a little leg, haha cannot fail!

Party time let's bring out the bubbles,
showered, all glam, rid of the stubble!
I'm going to a nightclub to show how its done,
going to dance all night, going to shake my bum!
The younger crowd move over please,
I need to expose these creaky knees!
Oh! hang on a mo, I need a wee!
And pass me my glasses kos I cannot see!
The urge to get sweaty has made me all weak,
It's my bed and PJ's I now seek.

I've changed my mind, no more wine!
A nice cup of tea will do just fine!
I can't carry on this crazy night I had planned,
Help! I need to cool off, I need my fan!!
These bloody flushes, I just can't win,
lots of iced tonic and fill it with gin!