Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink...

courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal

which won't be removed

by onsite maintenance man

UNTIL/UNLESS

fruit fly excreta wiped off

(impossible to access)
areas along bathroom and kitchen walls

so communicated "the warden."

Thus we (yours truly and his missus)

subjected to inhale

putrid, offal, and noxious

smelling stagnant water

until every streak

telltale sign regarding Drosophila melanogaster
exuded excretory evidence

vanishes without a trace

vis a vis thru cutting
qua yellow elbow grease.

Aforementioned hardy critter
approximately three millimeters in length

and two millimeters in width

one defiant little bugger

proliferate - reproductive propensity

of fruit fly enormous

under ideal circumstances

female lays about 500 eggs

impossible mission to exterminate

or extinguish pesky species

without declaring total mortal kombat,

and even then

no guarantee targeted
above named mite size bug

nsync with his/her brethren

blown to smithereens.

Despite all pervasive existence

plus ingress into mine nasal passage

as nostril dam us foretold

annoyance on par with midges

flying up into nose

far more tolerable

synonymous with lesser of two evils

versus exhausting these lovely bones

tirelessly suctioning refuse
pooling fetid water.

I will seriously ponder

posting gofundme site

as a last ditch effort

to escape nauseating

effluence out the plumbing bowels

worse smell than rotten Gotham

sliding down into behavioral sink

if management here

at Highland Manor Apartments

decrees fiat all secretion

indeed linkedin with fruit fly eliminated.