While skeptic attempts to comprehend the legacy of Jonathan Edwards

Alternately titled: Get out of my head mister chatterbox!

While inside me noggin legions
of monstrous demons abhor

protest being force fed

arcane and obscure

assaying into religious dogma

hence mind chatter goes full bore

thus crafting poem quite a difficult chore,

one lightweight bag of bones

basketcase weave gotta deplore,

nevertheless mine tincup rattled

courtesy garden variety eyesore

athwart slip stream
of space/time continuum
twenty two minus

seven years and fourscore

orbitz around black hole sun

scattering cremains galore

camouflage ashes colored like hoar.

Upon prima facie first blush
me mind's eye all atwitter,

sans long forgotten
"FAKE" sexual exploits
set mum (chrysos anthem) all aglitter,

boot like short order cook I hapt tubby
quickly realized trumpeting collusion,
a near fatal collision course
with Matthew Scott's antimatter

caw zing friggin insomnia

finding ma noggin scrambled
likesome lithesome cockamamie critter
whipped into frenzy
like battered butter

holy grits, alm manned in fight of ma life

cause I haint acquitter
baa (jaw edge), ah woe cup feeling

hedged hog extremely bushed 'n bitter,

this raging red bull inside me mind,

now body wheeling wickety wack,

lichen to moss elf gut seasonal litter

bitta asthma - insides
got balled into wah racket
like quietly rioting unfetter
herd plain tennis (see) hens,

gone south tub bespatter

ear rilly jawboning jabberwocky
reducing gray matter,
and all flesh sundered
into meaty platter

to pulverized, irradiated,
cremated... faux fluffernutter batter

analogous tummy Aunt
Jemima's famous flapjacks,
she fantastically fashioned better

than Betty Crocker

tossing spatulated glommed
gook suitable as bonesetter
high as the Taj Mahal,
while she merrily jabbered,

her native patois singsong blatter

all this inaudible clatter

muffled 10,000 maniacs mad as a hatter
madly clangorous dinner cowbells

aroused bacchanalian sybaritic skitter

ring jitterbugging fantasies
of barenaked ladies doth splutter

as bedraggled, frazzled, grizzled...poetry

like cocky rooster that did stutter!