Clocked a hot motor – paid a grand, he wanted two.
With new plates and a spray job, it'll look like new.
I’ll put it on the lot, 5 grand’s about right.
Some mugs sure to buy it, if he’s not too bright.
"Alright John, looking for some wheels?".
"Today’s your lucky day, I do cracking deals".
"Trust me squire, you’ve come to the right place.
Prices so low they’ll put a smile on your face".
"Now this is a classy motor, belonged to local a nun.
She never used it, honest at five grand, I’m being done".
"Oh, five grand’s a lot for a 3 reg – I’m really not sure".
"Tell you what we’ll do a deal – cash now and we’ll make it four".
"John, I can’t do better than that – have we got a deal?".
"Believe me, at four grand this car’s a steal"
"I need the dosh now though, cause I’ve got a punter back at 2.
And that’ll be a real shame, cause this motor’s made for you".
"Oh thanks for the wedge John, here’s your set of keys.
The log books in the post with your MOT.
If the motor gives you bother call the RAC".
Don’t get back to me.
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Andy Hunter (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A typical back street second hand car dealer!!!!
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You've been round a load of lousy lots a lot - ever get lumbered, Andy?
Entertaining write - Vengeance is yours....
Cheers Dave, true I have purchased a few lemons over the years.
Great fun piece. Kept me riveted in the bucket seat. Yipee
Thanks John, looking for a new motor??? 🚘😆😂
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