The Uneducated O.A.P

It's Hot, Hot, Hot

It's just too flamin hot

My nether regions have conjoined into one melted lot

Daughter suggested trimming the foliage, to allow the air to circulate

But my electricitys been cut off, cause the payment was late

Scissors with shaky hands are not a safe bet

I don't  want to change my gender, not just yet

So I sat in the fishpond, along with the Koi

All was going well, until they found mans little toy

Out I leapt, reaching a great hight

I've seen what the do to the Lilly's, it ain't a pretty sight

I'me now sat in the freezer, after a mad dash

Safe in the knowledge, I don't have shavers rash.



  • Saxon Crow

    Lol. Nice one. Nothing like a trim to cool you down. It also makes your john Thomas look bigger!

    • The Uneducated O.A.P

      Lol, wish I'd known this when I was younger, Mr Thomas might have more outings!
      Thanks Sax

    • dusk arising

      Oh my word, the heat's gotten to ya!

      • The Uneducated O.A.P

        As my gran used to say " yer all led around like wet fish in a fishmongers".
        I just hope I don't smell like them there fishes, lol.

      • L. B. Mek

        Brilliant fun
        thanks for the smiles my friend:
        'Scissors with shaky hands are not a safe bet
        I don't want to change my gender, not just yet'
        'I'm now sat in the freezer'
        yes, me too
        I moved-in, yesterday morning lol

        • The Uneducated O.A.P

          i now know for certain that the light does go out when the doors shut!
          Cheers L.B

        • Doggerel Dave

          I shouldn't be laughing - in no way I am looking forward to next summer in the Antipodes...
          Great comedic laugh, though - many thanks, Bill.

          • The Uneducated O.A.P

            You on about them there volcanic islands?. Arn't you hot enough already? Lol,
            Thanks Dave, have a good un.

          • orchidee

            Good write Bill. lol.

            • The Uneducated O.A.P

              Thanks Steve, what happened to your computer, did the gas run out? Lol.

              • orchidee

                Yes lol. it's a gas-driven one from the Stone Age - if they had them then?!

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              • Goldfinch60

                Good fun write Bill.


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