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The Muslim Man and His Adult Son

A Muslim man and his adult son who are Afghans are driving by a beach and see a crime;

On the beach, two homeless men are chasing a family with their machetes and those two homeless men are big balls of slime.

 

The Muslim man and his adult son drive to the beach and I'll tell you why;

They're gonna stop the two homeless crooks and that's no lie.

 

When they're on the beach, the Muslim man and his adult son drive towards the homeless punks, as you can see;

When they stop their car, the Muslim man and his adult son get out of their car carrying their swords and confront the homeless punks immediately.

 

The Muslim man and his adult son tell the homeless crooks to leave the family alone, which is true;

The homeless crooks use their machetes to try to kill the Muslim man and his adult son, which is a foolish thing to do.

 

With their swords, the Muslim man and his adult son defend themselves against the homeless guys;

The Muslim man and his adult son kick the homeless crooks in their stomachs, which is wise.

 

The Muslim man and his adult son also kick the machetes out of the homeless bitches' hands, which is amazing as can be;

They put their swords down and tell the homeless bitches to hit them and I'm speaking honestly.

 

The homeless crooks try to punch the Muslim man and his adult son, which is dumb;

The Muslim man and his adult son punch and knock down the bums.

 

The Muslim man and his adult son apply armlocks on the freaks;

The Muslim man and his adult son are always practicing their Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu techniques.

 

While still applying armlocks on the homeless crooks, the Muslim man and his adult son tell the family to call the police, which is bright;

The family calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

 

The police arrive and arrest the homeless assholes, which is swell;

The family thanks the Muslim man and his adult son for saving them and here's something else that I'll tell.

 

While carrying their swords, the Muslim man and his adult son get back in their car and drive away;

The Muslim man and his adult son have saved the day.

 

 



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