Blue Whale Wails because it's too Dumb to Talk

Blue Whale, blue whale is swimming along

Blue whale thinks it's smart but blue whale is wrong

Blue Whale goes about pseudo-intellectually

But blue whale breathes air and lives in the sea

Blue whale for breakfast, lunch and dinner has krill

And blue whale takes ages to get its fill

Blue whale wails because it's too dumb to talk

A blue whale should get out the water but it's too dumb to walk

Blue whale could learn though you might be thinking

Even though blue whale drowns before eventually sinking

Why Blue Whale? Where is your supposed intelligence?

I've met smarter fish with sentience

See, animals that need air should live on the land

Why you went into the sea, I don't understand

There are some others yes but you need the most food

If you were smarter you'd be in a terrible mood

Blue whale. blue whale acts so smart and different

Blue whale though is a stupid idiot