I hate robocalls!

I turn off damn ringer,

nonetheless...
telephone still buzzes

twenty four seven

eight days a week

automated telephone calls

digitally recorded message

perfectly spoken English
differentiation to distinguish
"FAKE" simulation
all bot impossible

totally immune to escape

gagging hospitable invective

electronic jawboning immunized
against antipathy, cruelty, enemy,
hostility, insecurity, pleasantry

Yukon run to tallest mountain

dive into Mariana Trench
get catapulted into

outer limits of twilight zone,
yet NEVER be free and clear
getting wirelessly zapped
with visual ad audiological
offal dregs and spam

oh... , yes even after life,

while weightlessly
pinwheeling in limbo,

particularly during eternal sleep,
when dead souls repose
six feet deep

or corpse undergoes cremation...

yepper, infiltration into atomic core
blithely battered, jimmied,
cherry lee pitted, tweaked,

worse fate than return of Zombies

electrical essential existential

incorporeal surreal auditory ordeal

spurs indiscriminate human

to relish golden silence
spawning best selling novel
to flesh out fiction
Utopian treasured island story

winning unknown author

instant acclaim and glory

describing village people
livingsocial, free and clear
without annoyingly,
egregiously, infuriatingly,
maddeningly, quaveringly

vexing, nauseating, disrupting
blitzkrieg courtesy aggravating
trumpeting autonomous programs
hijacking brainstorming concentration
thwarting aim tug get back on target
(even when carrying on camping)

sundering coalescence
regarding colonizing black screen
aborted doomed genesis
of brilliant fleeting idea,

thus one smart
generic garden variety
longfellow forced to
grovel along boulevard
of broken dreams.

Any resemblance between above
hyperbole and living persons
purely coincidental!