Apostle Matthew encountered... artist, dragon and gangster extraordinaire

Here at 2 Highland Manor Drive

Schwenksville, Pennsylvania.

Actually all three people

linkedin to each other courtesy

Dissociative Identity Disorder

(Multiple Personality Disorder).

Wiccan up to mystical alien way

I raptly listened as she didst soothsay

scanned -- din heavy yen reference

about paganistic folkloric history

regarding Sweden and Oslo (also) Norway.

The missus dubbed

aforementioned young gal "curvy girl,"

a zaftig smart young woman

super talented self taught herself

to draw, sketch, and paint.

Only unmarried millennial men need apply,

perhaps someone who hails from buckeye

state - ideally above average
humorous gallivanting fellow

plus somewhat meshuggeneh cockeye

Louie garden variety

wealthy eccentric recluse

who doth blatantly defy

establishmentarian paradigm

you rarely espy,

cause he stays sequestered

about dozen doors down

from (femme fatale) ha

said alluded to chick named

three faces of Jen Fry

easy on the eyes

courtesy me, a generic guy,

who experienced amicable chat

referencing aforementioned lass

the first encounter with her

found yours truly saying "hi"

devoid of ulterior motives

only casual acquaintanceship did I imply

cuz even if this former bachelor

(got married twenty fifth of July

nineteen hundred and ninety six)

hypothetically decoupled,

cuz the age difference between us

quite substantial qua aging baby boomer
born two years after Bridge

over the River Kwai

filmed - then rocked to sleep

courtesy Brahms lullaby

if fain to sire offspring with lass

(young enough to be my daughter)

kiddos would witness their papa to mummify

Our friendly communication

peppered with structures of silence

coasted along with zest

and dialed up quite lathered dialogue

betwixt us I do attest

mutual comfort level quickly established

between yours truly

and said attractive beefy babe,

who possessed killer thunder thighs

shaking the entire firmament.